Yajirobe: I wish I was as handsome as those two. **sniff sniff**
Vegeta:*thinking* Oh that's gonna leave a mark.
Yajirobe: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I'M CUTTING YOUR HAIR VEGETA!!!
All the guards:*thinking* Oh my GOD! Look at the size of his ....!
Vegeta: Yes that's right, I maybe short but my #$^#^ is enormous.
Vegeta: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK IT'S SMALL!!!
Vegeta: Guess I shouldn't have eaten all those senzu beans.
Vegeta: All Right! I love disco!
Vegeta: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat...
** the song FIRESTARTER is playing **
Zarbon: Oh wookie you Veggie, himme soo cute!
Zarbon: No, you do it like this - My name is Chubby...